Some of the weirdest things are on Etsy....

The other day while talking on the phone with a friend of mine I was just browsing through Etsy.com it is that place where you can find really cool handmade gifts, vintage stuff as well, but most of all you can find the STRANGE, bizarre and even weird.

So I am just going to list 5 really weird things today :

First of all, there is a thing called Steampunk Goggles Glasses. They look like something you would find in a time traveler classic novel.
There are really quite UNIQUE and I think that if someone were to find a time machine or go on a "mission" as they state this might be good for them. It also might be good to just to have in your living room as a art piece that people can talk about.

GET YOUR CUSTOM HUMAN EYES HERE ! Yes, you read that right ! For the small price of $35.00 you can get your very own set of human eyes! What alien wouldn't be happy with this?! On this person's website it states," Third eyes represent clarity, openness, a heightened awareness, and enlightenment.

They're also pretty creepy =P" Well, at least they admit it is creepy. I am now enlightened in the world of creepy and have a better heightened awareness for weird things thanks to these human eyes.

Cotton balls with smiley faces or monster teeth called Yetis can now hang from your ears when you go to a party . You will get so many compliments and for the price of $15.00 it's a steal for your own pair of cottonball earrings!

Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn't be prouder of these pair of earrings ! Who wouldn't love to wear a pair of plastic arms dangling from their ears? I know I would! It will only cost me ten dollars to have someone mutilate a barbie, use a hot glue gun, and make a pair of earrings that would make any serial killer proud!

And last I present you with the knitting in biology 101 that I would love to give to my high school biology teacher since she loved opening up dead animals. I know I would really enjoy sitting there making one of these . It would make my heart give a certain pitter patter to the nature of animals as they are being opened up for experiments. I can just imagine the next pattern would be the one where the frog is in the jar with the cotton ball holding on for dear life as his life passes away. I am not sure if this person got ANY sales but I know PETA would love to see this!