Things observed while walking this morning :
* The first thing I noticed was that even though I don't have a car that someone was parked where my car would be even though there is a huge space in front of them. In front of their apartment area ! But NO! They park right in front of my apartment where my
invisible car is.
My invisible car is now not very happy and don't think the insurance will cover the damages.
* A bottle cap on the sidewalk. What is special about this bottle cap? It is a vintage Pepsi Cola. I don't even know how I managed to notice it being on the ground underneath my feet but I did. I think what got my attention was the old Pepsi logo.
No, I didn't pick it up even though I probably should have but it was kind of sitting in what looked to be dog poop that someone forgot to clean up.
* Two
black cats walking side to side like they were power walking, having their morning jog, on their way to get some coffee. It was a very odd sight. They literally could have been holding hands.
* A sanitation department worker
picking his nose. He was doing it so much that I thought at any minute I would spot his brains. I did , however, him putting his hand out the window and wiping it on the side of the door.
* A dog peeing on the funeral parlor's door. I wonder if they know there is dog pee on the door. I wonder how many people have touched that door with dog pee on it. Now, I want to carry
Clorox wipes wherever I go. Seriously, I think I am starting to have a phobia to certain things. Lately, things have been irritating me.
* Two kids with crumbled up baseball cards sitting on the front steps of a church building showing each other their collection. This also made me cringe because I used to collect baseball cards and would hold them with tweezers. I would keep them in little plastic covers and certain ones nobody could even touch. I was about these kid's ages too. But, here sits
Jackie Robinson in front of the steps just a little crumbled and waiting for someone to notice he fell. *sigh*
* At her school I sat with the kids and colored with Josie. One little boy had a
Plastic Man action figure (so cool!) and his hands were in the shapes to smash things. He was smashing a evil apple slice that was attacking an invisible Batman.
* A little girl had on
1920's looking purple framed glasses that I thought was the bomb.
* Josie likes to torture her father with
spiders even in pictures.
On the way home :
* Speaking of spiders, there was 5 daddy long legs on the side of a building having a meeting about the breakfast they were about ready to eat which would be the poor little fly that was in the middle of them . He wasn't moving either so I am assuming they either injected their
poison in him already or he was scared shitless.
* Three little white bags tied up on the sidewalk next to a tree. YES! Someone cleaned up after their dog and left them in neat little
bundled packages for the owners of the house to have to clean up. Or for some random person to walk by with untied shoelaces and fall into it. Either way, they are there annoying me.
* A piece of paper that was on the ground below. It was notebook paper with pink writing pretty much glued to the ground. It read," I hate you , you son of a bitch." I bet the person at the other end of this letter was not thrilled with this message. Clearly a
disgruntled girlfriend. I wonder if he is dead. Who knows he could be a cold case right now?! He could be on the bottom of the Wabash...... he could be.... Okay, yah, I watch to many cop shows.
* A guy in a three piece all-black suit talking to a guy in a red shirt and shorts on a bike. They looked friendly towards each other. Who knows what the story could be there. Maybe the suit was a broker of some sort. Maybe the guy in the shorts was being "friendly" to the guy in the suit to
avoid any further bad news. Hmmmmm
* Something slimy on a tree. It was green and oozing. It looked like that cartoon slime, the kind the Ninja Turtles swam in before they became Ninja Turtles. Maybe this tree will be a
Ninja Tree fighting crime. Hey! That would be a fun comic!
* The same car that was sitting in front of my parking spot with my
invisible car was now sitting a little further backwards somewhere in between my apartment and the invisible neighbor's apartment. Now the invisible neighbors are angry because their invisible Harley was run over and they had no insurance for it.
I need
coffee...
(Oh fun fact... look in this post for links that have nothing or something to do with what I wrote. This is totally random!)
